…will they break open and spill like piñatas?
Korean Government Puts Kids on Candy Diet
From the report: "The candy report comes on the same day a top U.N. agency official said the food shortage crisis in North Korea is growing more severe by the day and the communist state is dispensing 'starvation rations' to its population."
Next, they'll be trying to reduce the surplus population by using the candy to lure the kids into vans.
It eats the candy or it gets the hose again.