Protective Layer Of Blubber Saves Roman Youth From Juvie.
Judge Orders Teen Bully To Slim Down
Unrelated Photo Of Football Hooligan
The 17 year old kid has been charged with vandalism, slander, and disturbing the peace. Apparently, the judge feels that the boy’s weight (220lbs) has caused him to be “naughty”. A diet would “reinforce his self-esteem”.
A diet could . reinforce his self-esteem. Or it could cause him to eat . the other children when he has a bout of low blood sugar. I'm not sure I'd want to take that risk.
On the other hand, maybe the judge did him a favor. When he finally demonstrates he's an asshole because it's just who he is, by the time he goes back to court as an adult, he'll be all pretty for his future cellmates. After all, nobody wants to put it to a fat bottom.
Marmite Hate Club
Marmite: Not as much fun as pants weasels; Not quite as disgusting as natto.
To Roundelay , who has seen fit to link me to her blog. Greetings!