Dear Gentleman In The White Ford "Super Duty" Uber Pick-up With The "Support The Troops" and "Bush-Cheney 2004" Stickers, American Flag Attached To Your Antenna And The Low Slung Suspension Who Cut Me Off At The Mobile Station This Morning:
I'm really . sorry about your penis.
But, you still suck.
Are You A Slacker?
"A new survey finds that the average worker wastes more than two hours a day, and that’s not including lunch.
That means companies spend as much as 759 (b) billion dollars on salaries annually for which they receive no apparent benefit.
The results are from a Web survey by America Online and Salary-dot-com.
The top excuse for wasting time nationwide is not enough work."
Wow. I guess it's nice to see I'm not alone in my slacking. Although I don't think I blow off my work because I don't have enough of it. Rather, I simply don't want to do it. Repeatedly slapping enough red ink on a kid's essay that it looks as though I've bled on it can suck the life out of anyone after a while. Plus, why should I use my prep time to plan lessons when I have a brand spanking new internet connection in my room to play with? Oh, yeah. The children are our future, etc, etc. But, I live in the now and in the now I frequently am fighting a hangover that likes to be fed constant dosages of aspirin, coffee and Minesweeper.
Oh, and congrats Missouri! Apparently, your state is number 1 when it comes to time wasted at work! Good job!