The writers at Smallville just had to dangle in front of us the hope. that they might kill off that awful simpering bitch Lana tonight. They even went so far as to actually do it before pussying out half way through the episode and killing off Jonathan Kent instead. Nobody's killed off Jonathan Kent in continuity in, like, 20 years!!!!! What the fuck? Did John Schneider get some better offer like "Bo Duke, The Colostomy Years"?
I mean, look at her. Awful crossed-eyed useless waste of space. My mother's cat gets that look if you tease it with a laser pointer. It understands something is wrong, just not what. Because intelligence happens to other species.
Somebody go out and hate fuck this cooze for me.
That is all.