Sometimes it's not a good idea to blog while drunk.
And, I'm saying this, probably being able to count the number of times I've blogged sober on my elbow.
Sometimes, you blog in a blackout and discover that you've posted only the next day when you see the comments that have been emailed helpfully to you by Blogger.
Then you check your site and realize that, in addition to posting something involving fart jokes and Shakira while you were in your blackout, somehow you managed to wipe out every single link in the side bar (including your statcounter). Possibly because you thought reinstalling the template was the only way to save your webpage from the 3-D HTML spiders that may or may not have been trying to crawl out of the screen and eat your face. Possibly.
Fortunately, sidebar/template fuck ups can be fixed by googling a cache of your page and stealing the missing code back by using the "view source code" function of the browser. But that's not the important thing to remember.
The important thing to remember is this:
When you are in a blackout you get to live a whole chunk of your life...without actually being there. But your friends are.. And they are more than willing to tell you all the stupid shit you did while you weren't there. All you can do is believe what they tell you and apologize.
And, I'm really sorry I killed that hooker. But there was no other way to save her from the 3-D HTML spiders, I swear.