Saturday, March 11, 2006
Helmets and Pads
I must say that I really appreciate it when the retarded go out of their way to wear helmets to identify themselves. It makes me feel less bad when I push them off their bikes. You know, when they take up entire sides of streets I'd like to be driving on?
Why are they on these bikes clogging up my streets? Why aren't they safely locked away on a short bus, like God intended?
It was later pointed out to me that these were not retarded people, but children. Apparently, it's now all the rage in parental control to make your kids wear helmets when they are riding their bikes. Whatever. All I know is, the day I was told I had to wear a helmet or not ride my bike would have been the last day I rode my bike. That would've been the day I started thumbing for rides with strangers.
Because, a helmet just looks more retarded than a face on a milk carton.
Because I make all the good decisions. For example, the picture on the back of the milk carton wouldn't have helmet head.
I do think that knee and elbow pads are a good idea though. Because you just never know who you're going run into when you leave the house...