Have you ever had a dream where you dreamed about another person? You may or may not actually know them in waking life, but in this dream everything happens with such crystal clarity that you begin to wonder: What if we're having this dream together, he and I? What if he's having this exact same dream, too?And if last night's experience was, in fact, the case, I'd really like to apologize to Matt Damon for puking in his pool.
And the broken windows.
And assuming that the hookers he ordered were for "everybody". My bad. I didn't realize that the hookers were "model/actresses" trying to "network". I didn't realize that networking involved abusing the vibrate function of my cell phone. And mayonaise.
You owe me a new cell phone, Matt. And I'll find you, oh yes.
Sweet dreams, Matt.
We'll meet again.