Monday, May 08, 2006

When I Left You I Was But A Learner...



Mr. Scoop would like to apologize to the nice people at the Indian restaurant. However, they kicked us out without letting us explain.

If you roll out a dessert cart, Mr. Scoop has a moral imperative to seize it from the bondage of your waitron, find an aisle on which to give it a running start and then jump on the back of it like a 10 year old with a shopping cart in a parking lot.

He will then then eat the remains of the smashed mocha chip fudge cake, after he and the cake crash together into gooey oneness against the wall. He swears it was what the cake wanted.

Mr. Scoop and his lightsaber are coming over to your restaurant to explain this to you right now.

Just give him some more damn mocha chip fudge cake and he'll stop jumping on your tables demanding a case of Taj Mahal beer and a funnel so he can "balance The Force".

And I'd like an order of Chicken Tikka Masala, while you're at it.


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2 comments:

happywarmgun said...

Just wanted to say hi. Your stories crack me up. Good times.

Rob Seifert said...

love the pic!

RCS