Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Eating Out - The Quinto Quarto

I know that Mario Batali is down with that which Italians call the love of quinto quarto. Organ meat. The meat that is often considered undesirable. He really enjoys it - as he puts it on his website for his restarant Babbo, it's "the love for all of the unmentionable parts...each bite is a religious experience..."

This love for getting into the unmentionable parts of undesired meat is the only reason I can think of that Batali would fuck Courtney Love.

Per the New York Daily News:

Celebrity chef Mario Batali has been enjoying la dolce vita this summer, with late-night drinking sessions at the Spotted Pig. During one recent bacchanal, which lasted almost until sunrise, the red-headed restaurateur told his companions he was leaving to "drop in on Courtney Love."

"He said that he 'often' drops in on her," said our man with the big ears.

Courtney Love? Why? Why would you do that to your dick? What did it do to you that you want to punish it that way? There are a lot of other things you could do to yourself that you'd regret less later. And any infections you might get from any of the activities in the pictures in the link, well, antibiotics will clear those up.

When Kurt Cobain slept with Courtney Love, he did most of the heavy lifting on her first album with Hole and then killed himself. Should we now expect a cookbook "written" by Love, followed by Batali falling on his cleaver in horror at what he's done?

Booze + Unmentionable "Parts" = Not always a good recipe. Sometimes it's a downright frightening one at that.

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Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Christ alive, Amandarama! These are some seriously holey people. It's fascinating. The bloke with the tube thing through his nose is pictured quite a lot. His expression seems to be growing progressively more miserable as new holes are added.

Violet said...

"often drops in on"

that's a euphemism that i haven't heard before. i'll have to remember that one.