Monday, October 02, 2006

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water

I found this courtesy of Mike Daisey's site:

























You can find a link that blows up the picture here, but I think this quote kind of sums up the tone of the whole article:


"You wouldn't believe how many guys enjoy looking at naked women who've been bitten by sharks", says Dingo Bill, a perpetually drunk and sunburned Sharkee's regular who keeps one eye on me and one on the quadriplegic dancer who crawls across the stage like an inch worm. "A shark bite is the ultimate body modification. I can achieve an erection merely at the thought of a shark biting a woman. There - I just did."


I know that Australia was originally populated by deviants and criminals, but I wasn't expecting it to be the kind of place where you could find folks who think beating off to Jaws is a normal way to spend an evening.


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7 comments:

Ari said...

In a way, I'm thinkin', "Fuckin' sick-ass Aussies. Damn." but in another way I'm thinkin' it's kind of life affirming and all positive in a sleazy kind of way. So I dunno.

Latigo Flint said...

I'd be willing to wager my spleen against a dime that this is a joke article. I mean come on, "Dingo Bill"?!!!

That said, I hope it's real, 'cause that sounds pretty damn hot.

Dave Morris said...

The quadraplegic would have a helluva time trying to do something on that pole, wouldn't she? Worth the price of admission just to see how she's managed that.

Violet said...

hmmm.... interesting... good to know that there are opporunities for skilled employment after a debilitating shark bite accident.

Arthur Quiller Couch said...

The kind of shark scar these twerps need is round the neck. No head, preferrably.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

WTF?

Helga von porno said...

Clear evolutionary explanation. Women who survive shark attacks are hot, any man should want to impregnate us.