I'll let you in on a secret:
Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be better and more romantic than this
idea from the fine folks at White Castle.
"Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required, so check the list below for participating Castles near you!
Special this year, you can also treat your honey to a romantic White Castle dinner in your home! Cupid’s Crave Kits include eight cheeseburgers, one sack of fries, two regular soft drinks, coupons and keepsake items to heat up your homespun romance. Now, ain’t that sweet?"
To put it bluntly, unless White Castle is somehow memorable to you as a couple - say that's where she first blew you , for example - or unless the "Cupid's Crave Kit" includes a roofie to slip into her regular sized soft drink: don't plan on getting laid by your girlfriend that night or possibly any other night. There's only one thing "Steamy" that can come from an evening of dining at White Castle and, despite what you may think, supersaturating your bedroom with your own farts ("the hotbox effect") is not romantic.
Just say no, fellas.
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