Saturday, April 14, 2007

For Your Consideration

Putting beer in the humidifier while you sleep does not "help keep last night's buzz going". It just fucks up the humdifier.

You're welcome.

Also - I need pants. And aspirin.

Thank you.

3 comments:

Ari said...

Words to live by. Good luck on the pants and aspirin.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Gah didn't that smell gawdawful?

Violet said...

That is pretty freakin' funny... You should patent that idea and find a way to make it work!