Drama: (whining...of course...)But we booked the auditorium so we could rehearse our scenes for our student written one acts! Gregory has this really great moment he just added where he talks about why he feels most comfortable in black clothes and wearing eyeliner...Did you know he hasn't taken his My Chemical Romance sweatshirt off for a month? It's so (choking up) brave.
Band: Well we need it to rehearse for the football game. People will actually come to the football game. Event attendance trumps emo wanking, bitches. (moves to enter the auditorium)
Drama: Oh that's it! Drama, give them nothing! But take from them everything!
And then a slap fight with some hair pulling ensues. And something about how tonight they would dine in
I should probably go grade some papers or something.