I freaked out on her. I couldn't even begin to fathom why you would do something like that. Ants are supposed to be squished. What would drive someone to go all Bergen-Belsen on one? And why not just incinerate it with the proper application of sunlight through a magnifying glass like God intended?
Ever find an inch long carpenter ant trudging its way down your forehead at 5 o'clock in the morning after an evening of fun with Sauvignon Blanc and
It's safe to say I now understand the impetus that would drive someone to use 500 watts of microwave goodness to kill a creature that could just as easily be blown away by a strong breeze.